Dear humans,
I wanted to let you know that I am better than you. You are all doomed and this game is a celebration of my superiority.Why should you play this?
To entertain me. I made this game for for MY personal entertainment... Oh come on, don't worry... I'll totally make you feel like you stand a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily... pathetic.What is this game?
It's a skill based platformer. A game about a meaningless little snail (you) trying to defeat a true god (me).What else can you expect from this game?
About 3 hours of quality time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and fast paced action platformingLots of dyingLots of being made fun ofThe illusion of mastery and accomplishmentThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd a fun little mystery to solve... the meaning of life
I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on here... lol
See you on the other side,
Squid

Dear humans,
I wanted to let you know that I am better than you. You are all doomed and this game is a celebration of my superiority.Why should you play this?
To entertain me. I made this game for for MY personal entertainment... Oh come on, don't worry... I'll totally make you feel like you stand a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily... pathetic.What is this game?
It's a skill based platformer. A game about a meaningless little snail (you) trying to defeat a true god (me).What else can you expect from this game?
About 3 hours of quality time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and fast paced action platformingLots of dyingLots of being made fun ofThe illusion of mastery and accomplishmentThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd a fun little mystery to solve... the meaning of life
I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on here... lol
See you on the other side,
Squid